Helldesk Rule 42 - Do Not Ask The Meaning Of Anything - www.helldeskrules.com
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The Answer Protocol
Do no ask the meaning of anything. The system has already calculated the answer. It is 42. You will not understand the question.
Helldesk Rule 41 - Training Is Optional, Regret Is Mandatory
Helldesk Rule 41 - Training Is Optional, Regret Is Mandatory - www.helldeskrules.com
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If you skipped onboarding, ignored the cybersecurity training or didn't read any emails from your tech team then the system will skip you and you will left in the queue indefinitely. Your ticket is now decorative.
Helldesk Rule 40 - The System Does Not Read Minds
Helldesk Rule 40 - The System Does Not Read Minds - www.helldeskrules.com
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If you didn't say it, we don't know it.
If you did say it, we ignored it..
Helldesk Rule 39 - Documentation Is Fiction
Helldesk Rule 39 - Documentation Is Fiction - www.helldeskrules.com
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If it's written down, it's already outdated.
If it's not, it never happened..
Helldesk Rule 38 - We Are Not Therapists
Helldesk Rule 38 - We Are Not Therapists - www.helldeskrules.com
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We fix computers, not your existential dread or problems in your personal life.
Please cry in to the Suggestion Box.
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