🪦 Tomb of Deprecated Tools
⚰️ Lotus Notes
“Its interface was a maze. Its purpose, unknowable. Yet it lingered… and demanded updates.”
🧟♂️ Internet Explorer 6
“Born before CSS was understood. Died after it broke every layout known to man.”
🪫 Flash Player
“It danced, it animated, it crashed. And in its final breath, it asked for one last update.”
🧊 Winamp Skins
“They really whipped the llama’s ass. Until the llama retired.”
🧙 Clippy the Office Assistant
“It looked like you were writing a will. It offered to help. It was never seen again.”
🧨 FrontPage
“It gave birth to a thousand nested tables. And then it was buried beneath them.”
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