🖼️ Gallery of Past Escapees

These brave souls rebooted, resisted, and ran. Their legacy lives on in toner dust and corrupted backups.

Name	Former Title	Escape Method	Status
Jenna “404” Malloy	Ticket Saboteur	Crawled through the server vents	Missing, presumed free
Derek “VPN Ghost” Lin	Shadow Sysadmin	Disappeared during a firmware update	Still replying to tickets from beyond
Priya “Printerbane” Das	Printer Whisperer	Defeated the Xerox Beast	Now lives toner-free
Tom “Blame Champion” Ng	Junior Blame Engineer	Blamed his way out	Works in HR now
Alex “Meeting Slayer” Cruz	Meeting Necromancer	Cancelled every calendar invite	Legend. Myth. Survivor.