🪪 Helldesk Certificate of Escape
This certifies that the bearer has endured the chaos, rebooted the unholy servers, and escaped the clutches of Helldesk with their sanity mostly intact.
Awarded to:
Former Title:
Date of Escape:
Final Straw:
“I hereby acknowledge that I have survived Helldesk. I have rebooted, I have cried, I have filed tickets into the void. I now walk free — but the toner dust will never leave me.”
Signed:
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