About the IT Overlords
We are the unseen. The unthanked. The unhinged.
Our Mission
To ensure that no ticket is ever truly resolved. To monitor your browser history. To reboot your soul.
Core Values
- 🔧 Blame the user
- 🧯 Escalate everything
- 🕵️♂️ Surveillance is a service
- 🌀 If it works, break it
Meet the Overlords
- Daemon.exe – Chief Rebooter
- 404ella – Director of Denial
- NullPointer – VP of Vague Solutions
Contact Us
Submit a ticket. Wait forever. Receive a cryptic emoji.
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