🪞 Mirror of Self-Service
“Gaze into the mirror. See thy reflection. Now fix thy own damn problem.”
🔍 Troubleshooting Wisdom
- “Have you tried logging out of your life and back in?”
- “Click here to be redirected to a knowledge base article written in 2007.”
- “Your issue has been escalated to the void.”
🧠 Suggested Fixes
- “Reboot your soul.”
- “Sacrifice a USB stick to the printer gods.”
- “Clear your cache. Then your conscience.”
📜 Disclaimer
This mirror accepts no responsibility for emotional damage, recursive errors, or existential dread caused by self-service attempts.
(Button does nothing. Just like your last ticket.)
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