Self-Service Guide

🪞 Mirror of Self-Service

“Gaze into the mirror. See thy reflection. Now fix thy own damn problem.”

🔍 Troubleshooting Wisdom

  • “Have you tried logging out of your life and back in?”
  • “Click here to be redirected to a knowledge base article written in 2007.”
  • “Your issue has been escalated to the void.”

🧠 Suggested Fixes

  • “Reboot your soul.”
  • “Sacrifice a USB stick to the printer gods.”
  • “Clear your cache. Then your conscience.”

📜 Disclaimer

This mirror accepts no responsibility for emotional damage, recursive errors, or existential dread caused by self-service attempts.

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