Helldesk Timeline
- 1997: First documented reboot loop. IT blames the moon.
- 2001: “Have you tried turning it off and on again?” becomes legally binding advice.
- 2006: The Great Printer Uprising. No tickets survived.
- 2012: Helldesk Rules is born. Chaos is formalized.
- 2015: Surveillance mode added. Users begin whispering to their keyboards.
- 2018: Error code
0xDEADFACEdiscovered. No one knows what it means. - 2020: “Submit a ticket” button gains sentience. Begins rejecting users on vibe alone.
- 2023: Devil monitor favicon approved. IT morale drops to historic lows.
- 2025: The Error Abyss goes live. Page views spike. Hope plummets.
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