Helldesk Rule 40 - The System Does Not Read Minds - www.helldeskrules.com
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If you didn't say it, we don't know it.
If you did say it, we ignored it..
Helldesk Rule 39 - Documentation Is Fiction
Helldesk Rule 39 - Documentation Is Fiction - www.helldeskrules.com
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If it's written down, it's already outdated.
If it's not, it never happened..
Helldesk Rule 38 - We Are Not Therapists
Helldesk Rule 38 - We Are Not Therapists - www.helldeskrules.com
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We fix computers, not your existential dread or problems in your personal life.
Please cry in to the Suggestion Box.
Helldesk Rule 37 - Tools May Be Improvised
Helldesk Rule 37 - Tools May Be Improvised - www.helldeskrules.com
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If you see us using brown tape, a spoon, double-sided tape or some hot glue - leave quietly..
The system is healing.
Helldesk Rule 36 - All Fixes Are Temporary
Helldesk Rule 36 - All Fixes Are Temporary - www.helldeskrules.com
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If it works, it’s a miracle.
If it breaks again, it’s your fault.
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