The Wizard of Config
“Knows the settings. Shares none.”
Keeper of undocumented tweaks and legacy scripts. Speaks in riddles and YAML. Upright: mastery. Reversed: mystery.
Helldesk Rules Tarot Cards - The Juice Cleanser
The Juice Cleanser
“Flushes logs, purges guilt.”
Summoned after a major outage. Offers detox rituals like deleting audit trails and rewriting postmortems. Upright: renewal. Reversed: denial.
Helldesk Rules Tarot Cards - The Firestarter
The Firestarter
“Ignites tickets, extinguishes hope.”
Appears when someone says “It was working yesterday.” Brings chaos in the form of urgent bugs that vanish when observed. Upright: adrenaline. Reversed: burnout.
Helldesk Rules Tarot Cards - The Caffeinator
☕ The Caffeinator — brewed for chaos, pixelated for precision.
Helldesk Rules Tarot Cards - The Legacy System
🧙♂️ The Legacy System — pixelated, floppy-disked, and mystically cursed.
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