Helldesk Rule 37 - Tools May Be Improvised - www.helldeskrules.com
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If you brown tape, a spoon, double-sided tape or some hot glue - leave quietly..
The system is healing.
Helldesk Rule 36 - All Fixes Are Temporary
Helldesk Rule 36 - All Fixes Are Temporary - www.helldeskrules.com
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If it works, it’s a miracle.
If it breaks again, it’s your fault.
Helldesk Rule 35 - Do not Open The Can
Helldesk Rule 35 - Do not Open The Can - www.helldeskrules.com
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Only ask questions that you want to know the answer to else the can of worms may be opened.
Do not open the can. Do not shake the can. Do not acknowledge the can. The worms are listening..
Helldesk Rule 34 - Hot Glue Fixes everything
Helldesk Rule 34 - Hot Glue Fixes Everything - www.helldeskrules.com
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Apply Heat Until Compliance Is Achieved.
Laptop hinges? Fused. Ribbon connector damaged by a technician initiating a repair? Reborn. Technician shame? Sealed beneath a glossy polymer crust.
If it melts, it bonds. If it smokes, you're holding it wrong!
Helldesk Jokes - Knock Knock Compliance
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Compliance.
Compliance who?
Compliance requires you to pretend this joke was funny.
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